That moment when you are trying to cheer up your friend
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“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.
Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”this is like.. a gift. :O
wtf this is awesome.
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| mom: | wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want |
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| people on the internet: | you're so pretty why are you single |
| your crush: | get out of my way you demented potato |
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But isnt there occasionally that one bitch who decides she’s going for it anyway? Yeah.
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| teacher: | e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address. |
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| me: | tastybitch69@aol.com |
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